why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

what did one computer say to the other .........

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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