A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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