So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Donald Trump

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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