LeBron in the fourth quarter

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

deez nuts

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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