Whats the defination of cruelty

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Yes

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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How old are you? 7

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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