- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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