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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

a man checks his mypsace

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

knock knock Goodbye

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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