What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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