So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Anti Joke

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