Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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like if your cool

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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