What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Anti Joke

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