- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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