Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

9/11 my birthday

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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