- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

A man walks into a bar

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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