- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

- Helen Keller

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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