An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Women's Rights

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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