Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Death by kayak

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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