- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Cripples are lame.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

i found waldo.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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