- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

roses are red poo is poo

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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