- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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