Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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i found waldo.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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