- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

cory is gay

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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