How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why so serious ?

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