im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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