- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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