- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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