- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I have a really funny joke.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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