Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Donald Trump

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Anti Joke

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