A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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