What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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