What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Feminism.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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