Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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A man died.

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