- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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