- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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