What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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