A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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