I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

I will create more jobs for americans

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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