- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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