How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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An English man walks into a pub.

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WNBA

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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