Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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