Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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