Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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