What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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