What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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