- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock Knock.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

I have a really funny joke.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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