- Anti Joke

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex