BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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