Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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69.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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