- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Apple hates Blackberry.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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