- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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