- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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