- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A lot eh?

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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