- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

roses are red poo is poo

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Justin Bieber

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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