Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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