Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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