Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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