Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Michael Brown

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Anti Joke

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