- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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