Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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i saw amango it splootered

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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