What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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