- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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