Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How you know when dislextic

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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