what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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