- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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