A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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