What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Guest what in the butt

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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