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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Get on the boat.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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