What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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