Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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