a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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