A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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