Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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9/11 my birthday

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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