- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

i'm hard

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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