- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

9/11 my birthday

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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