- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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