- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

I was watching Fox news.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call an arab ?

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