- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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