- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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