What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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