What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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