- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Justin Bieber

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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