- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Suck pussy

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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