Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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