How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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