Knock knock Fuck off!

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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