- Anti Joke

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No