- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

a irish man walks past a bar

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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