- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

9/11 my birthday

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

why did the blue berry cross the road

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Justin Bieber

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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