whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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