- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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