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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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