Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Anti Joke

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