A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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