- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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