i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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