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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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