What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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