How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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