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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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