How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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