Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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