- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Knock Knock.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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