- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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