Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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I'm Polish.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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How old are you? 7

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Anti Joke

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