What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Yellow People !!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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