- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Wanna hear a joke? no

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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