Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's better than a stick? A stone

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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