- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

When life throws knives at you, run away.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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