What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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