A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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