- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A lot eh?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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