- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

i saw amango it splootered

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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