- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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