- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

every knight i see an owl at window

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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