- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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