- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Whats green? The color green.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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