- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Your mums a potato

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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