- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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