No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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