Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Anti Joke

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