Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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