- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Caroline Kelly.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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