What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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. . I am a whale

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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