A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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A man died.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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