Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Anti Joke

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