why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Gustavo Andrade

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Cancer

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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