What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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