this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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