- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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