Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Cripples are lame.

I have a really funny joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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