- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

"Knock knock" Come in!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

God is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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