So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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A house comes around the corner.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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