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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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