- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Once upon a time a was born

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How old are you? 7

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.