what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How old are you? 7

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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