- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

God is real.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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