- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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