Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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