- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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