Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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