- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Justin Bieber

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Your big dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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