How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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richard is fag

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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watch a i d s left

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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