did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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