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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Women.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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