- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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