- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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