- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

i saw amango it splootered

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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