whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Anti Joke

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