Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Anti Joke

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