If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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