Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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