Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruising at about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, the cops were waiting. He was found guilty in court and forced to pay the blonde a settlement of $250, 000.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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bite me

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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