- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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