- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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