- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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