- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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