Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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guess what what ...

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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