- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Pain Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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