- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A dancer walks into a barre

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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