- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Chris is hairy

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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