roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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