When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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