- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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