- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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