- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what is red and smells like paint red paint

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Communism hehe xd

Who does creatine? James Cornish

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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