Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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