- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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