Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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