Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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