- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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