- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Andoni was here

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A blind man walks into a library.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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