- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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