How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

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