Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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