What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Weaner

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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