- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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