Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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