your mama's so fat... that's it

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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