- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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