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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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