- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Feminism.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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