How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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autistic kids rock

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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this website is a bad joke

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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