- Anti Joke

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp