Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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