Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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