Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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