A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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