- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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