- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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