- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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