monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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woman's rights

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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