There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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