A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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