- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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