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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

time to spruce up!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot