- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Knock Knock.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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