Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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my penis

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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feminism

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Cripples are lame.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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