- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Knock Knock? Come in.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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