what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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