- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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