Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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