- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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