- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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