roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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