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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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