What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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