I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

knock knock who's there? hope

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

why was kade sad? he shit himself

a black man walks out of popeyes

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

You know what's cool? Yep.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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