Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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