- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A seal walks into a club.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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