Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Jimmy Saville

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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