Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Knock knock Fuck off!

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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