- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My spelling is horrible

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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