- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A bar walks into a man

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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