- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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