Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

One, two, three, four and five

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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