i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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