An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

womens rights

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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