What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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