Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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no really what are ur names?

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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