- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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