- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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