- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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