- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

42

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

womens rights

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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