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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.