- Anti Joke

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

I have a really funny joke.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Fat? Jesse Z

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..