- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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