how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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