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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan