What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Hello

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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