- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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