i am a dino. RAWR.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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