How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Knock Knock.

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I have a really funny joke.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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