What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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deez nuts

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Female Orgasms

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You having friends.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Anti Joke

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