- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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