Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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