- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Im taking a shit right now.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

penis. nuff said.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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