What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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