- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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