What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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