- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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