- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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