Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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