I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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