- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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