What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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My friend harris is fat.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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like if your cool

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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my mind's eye?

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Womens rights.

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