What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Donald Trump

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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