Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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bite me

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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