- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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