- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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