- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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