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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

irish man drinking john smiths

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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