- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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