- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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