- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

You know what's funny? Rape

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I'm Polish.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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