Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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How you know when dislextic

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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